Must reach at least 90% of the following:
-black hair
-darker complexion
-japanese
-0-2 kids, 0 preferred
-loves kid A and deloused
-default fb picture isn't from a party
-Favorite Purity Ring song is Saltkin
-can pull of a loose beanie
-is not currently wearing uggs and a north face
-isn't in a sorority
-isn't a bridge troll
Looks like I'll be single forever.
